12/31/2022 0 Comments Heathers musical script![]() ![]() They observe the various banalities of the caf.Īt a display table, across the way, Westerburg High's budding senator, Peter Dawson, is pushing the hot issue of the day. Heather (McNamara) slips it on Martha's tray whilst she's looking the other way. I wanna get a Heather and put her on my johnson, and just start spinnin' her around like a goddamn pinwheel.!' 'I'm telling you man, it would be so righteous to be in a Veronica Sawyer-Heather Chandler sandwich.' Right now, they're consuming burger and milk and drooling at the sight of the Heathers doing. And Ram could be a moron, but prefers football and girls. Kurt and Ram are nominally labeled 'jocks' or 'hunks' (depending on who you ask) or 'assholes' (depending on who you ask.) Kurt could also be an airline pilot, but prefers football and girls. Watching this, from across the hall, are Kurt and Ram. (turning to the others) 'Veronica needs something to write on - Heather, bend over.' The note'll give her shower nozzle masturbation material for weeks.' 'You don't have anything for her either. 'Shit Heather, I don't have anything against Martha Dunstock.' Then we'll slip it onto Martha Dumptruck's lunch tray.' ![]() I need you to forge a hot and horny, yet realistically low-key note in Kurt's handwriting. 'Yeah, she really wants to talk to you.' She told me to haul your ass into the caf, pronto. (shoves Veronica with knee) 'God! Come on, Veronica!' If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly." I said, "So, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly?" She said "Yes." I said, ".You're beautiful!"Ī pair of Heathers arrive, interrupting her thoughts. ![]() It's unthinkable for a true Heather to hazard her designer uniform by sitting on stairs, but when Veronica has the need to diarize, all else doeth fade.ĭear Diary, Heather told me she teaches people life. In fact there seems to be only one place were Veronica can be Veronica. Probably this is due to her vast I.Q., with which she impresses others - by not using it. She shouldn't mind though - having the odd croquet ball bounce off her head - after all, she is a 'Heather.' She's an honorary Heather. Veronica Sawyer is buried up to her neck in the lawn. Heather Chandler - Heather Number One, the Heather who never misses - kisses her lucky red ball and takes the shot. Heather Duke puts down the book and takes her shot. (engrossed in "Moby Dick") 'Sorry Heather' (misses shot) 'Damn! It's your turn, Heather.' And over it they rule, with a rod of lip gloss.Īt the start of our humble tale, the Heathers repose at the house of Sawyer - Veronica Sawyer. Their castle in the clouds is known as Westerburg High. They are the clique - the most powerful clique in all of Sherwood. The Heathers are not just a high school clique. It was a time of Reaganism, Thatcherism, shoulder-padism, and 'the consumer led recovery.' ![]()
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